“Copywriter” is a Lame Job Title
Ghostwriter. Wordsmith. Annoying Alliteration Assembler. Creative Who Can’t Draw.
I’ll be the first to admit that these alternative job titles aren’t it. But hey, they’re still better than “copywriter.”
Copywriter…yikes. Who came up with that? It’s bland, it’s vague, and it doesn’t come close to describing what I actually do. Surely we can do better. Please tell me we can do better.
Anyway—rant over. The reason I get worked up is because my job involves way more than just, you know, writing copy. The work I do as a (sigh) copywriter is so much cooler than the title makes it sound.
Here, I’ll show you what I mean.
This is me, by the way.
Howdy!
Figured it would be smarter to lead with something other than my face plastered all over your screen. You know, because that’s lowkey kinda creepy.
So quirky, omg!
Side gig: professional air couch inflator.
Proof that I do, in fact, live in Colorado (I swear it’s not my whole personality).